After drinking numerous shots of Ballantine scotch, me and my roomie Franklin shared some memories during my brother's wedding. After the wedding was said and done and everybody got their drunk asses home or went to the kyoto hotel room, we decided to take a trip to the golden shit ass arches known as McDonalds to get some 2am grub. Needless to say, the food was garbage but it filled us up since nothing else was open at the time. Here is where the story begins...
Since I was the only one that was particularly sober at the time, I drive up to the drive thru and proceed to place my order. Before I even begin to order, some black bum comes up to me and asks for $.50. First off, I respect the hustle but there is NO FUCKING REASON why I should give you shit especially since it's 2 FUCKIN AM IN THE MORNING! WHO THE FUCK IS AWAKE AT THIS TIME AND NEEDS $.50? That is the million dollar question imo. Anyway, I just tell him I don't have shit to spare even though I had hella cash in my pocket to pay for the food. We order our grimy shit and go to the window to pay/get out food. This nigga doesn't stop...
I get all my food and pay the McDonalds lady. This same bum ass nigga comes up to us again and asks..."Hey man, I really need some change. Can you spare $.75 to me please?" I look at dude hard. I mean, it's so fuckin hard you could see fucking steel flying out of my eyes. I tell dude "Hey man, you fucking asked me for $.50 a few seconds ago. Why the fuck do you think I am gonna give you $.75 now? You are an idiot. I have change in my pocket and I ain't gonna give you shit!" I roll up my window and leave. I look in the rearview mirror and dude goes to the next car with his awesome "hustle".
The moral of the story is that bums in L.A. don't deserve shit especially at 2am. I mean...if you made up a decent lie like "I need some change to make the bus tomorrow to see my kidz..." I would have forked up the change. But if a bum ass nigga comes up and wants change to cook up some coke, NOPE!
PS: Ever since my smofty bought me HoldEmManager, my ROI has been better and I can finally fold when I know I should fold. It's like an angel that warns me of impending danger!
"Hanging in the club like this all night. Put your ass, you know I hold it tight!" -ODB
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