Bye Bye

"Bye Bye" -N'Sync

To the 3 people that read this, I have moved over to tumblr. Everything is easier there and yeah, I moved. www.pigadoken.tumblr.com Expect the same amount of mashy shit. =]

Reading Rainbowwwwww

After drinking numerous shots of Ballantine scotch, me and my roomie Franklin shared some memories during my brother's wedding. After the wedding was said and done and everybody got their drunk asses home or went to the kyoto hotel room, we decided to take a trip to the golden shit ass arches known as McDonalds to get some 2am grub. Needless to say, the food was garbage but it filled us up since nothing else was open at the time. Here is where the story begins...

Since I was the only one that was particularly sober at the time, I drive up to the drive thru and proceed to place my order. Before I even begin to order, some black bum comes up to me and asks for $.50. First off, I respect the hustle but there is NO FUCKING REASON why I should give you shit especially since it's 2 FUCKIN AM IN THE MORNING! WHO THE FUCK IS AWAKE AT THIS TIME AND NEEDS $.50? That is the million dollar question imo. Anyway, I just tell him I don't have shit to spare even though I had hella cash in my pocket to pay for the food. We order our grimy shit and go to the window to pay/get out food. This nigga doesn't stop...

I get all my food and pay the McDonalds lady. This same bum ass nigga comes up to us again and asks..."Hey man, I really need some change. Can you spare $.75 to me please?" I look at dude hard. I mean, it's so fuckin hard you could see fucking steel flying out of my eyes. I tell dude "Hey man, you fucking asked me for $.50 a few seconds ago. Why the fuck do you think I am gonna give you $.75 now? You are an idiot. I have change in my pocket and I ain't gonna give you shit!" I roll up my window and leave. I look in the rearview mirror and dude goes to the next car with his awesome "hustle".

The moral of the story is that bums in L.A. don't deserve shit especially at 2am. I mean...if you made up a decent lie like "I need some change to make the bus tomorrow to see my kidz..." I would have forked up the change. But if a bum ass nigga comes up and wants change to cook up some coke, NOPE!

PS: Ever since my smofty bought me HoldEmManager, my ROI has been better and I can finally fold when I know I should fold. It's like an angel that warns me of impending danger!

"Hanging in the club like this all night. Put your ass, you know I hold it tight!" -ODB

OOF

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGIE!" - Jamiroquailjalksjdfkajskdljfasdf

Maria bought me Hold 'Em Manager for my bday. <3 Maria. I didn't really read anything on it. I just installed and did an auto-import of my hands from the pokerstars hand history. My HUD hasn't shown up so I read through some forums and I guess I need to download the new update. Poker has been fairly decent. I have a number in my head to clear so I can withdraw some $$$$$. I am probably going to need to head to rivershit to run some shit with Billiam. Birthday celebration was awesome and I can't wait for another crazy event...probably when my brother/sister get back from Grenada. Until then...

"Sip, Sip, Sip, Sippin on some sip, sippin on some sizzzzurp!" - 3 6 Mafia

I've been doing insanity pretty consistent but haven't been seeing dramatic results. It must be from drinking a lot lately and being tired while doing the workouts. I am still going to stick to it!

FINALLY!

Feeling solid as hell. Things have been going well lately with everything. I have been consistent with Insanity but I have not been eating 100% healthy. I can't really complain since this is the longest I have been consistent with anything.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"Diamonds and Cadillacs!" -Jackie Chain

Man, I am craving this shit sooooooo fucking hard right now. It ain't even funny. It take discipline to fight this off when I am drunk as a motherfucker. Anyway, I must say that the past couple days of poker have been on cloud 9. It feels like I am Neo and all these monkeys can't push me around at all. I KNOW when they are shoving with trash and calls asap with A2 and see, to no surprise, J4 shove on the button. I am enjoying poker very much because I AM IN THE ZONE! That Phoenix Suns game was mad entertaining.

Monkeys will be monkeys

"How you like me now? Gold teef when I smile!" -Master P

Lately, on pokerstars, I have random leechers/cheerleaders following me all the way to the final table of the 180 SNGs. They will cheer me on then talk shit when somebody wins a flip on me. For example, blinds are 2/4k and I have 32k. Villian has been minraising every pot. Villian MR utg and it's folded to me in the small blind. I shove with A9 [the equity I have is pretty slim at this point because he has a 120k stack] but i am confident that I have the best hand preflop. Villian calls and tables QJ. Flop dinks a Jack and I get 4th. The same railbird that was cheering me on laughs and says I'm a fish for putting it in with the best hand. I am very, very happy that I no longer look at the chat unless I put a super horrendous beat on somebody. I just remind myself that the people that actually rail have absolutely no money [or have gone busto numerous times] and try to get anybody in the world to ship them some money. I feel sad for those idiots. I finally have a knack for doing the right plays and not giving a shit what the outcome is. Whenever I find myself getting flustered from the iditos that pull miracles out of their ass, I just take a deep breath and remind myself that these donks are -EV in everything they enter.

Magic

"Verse Number 2, do the damn thang!" -Yung Joc

Pokerstars has finalllllllly graced me with some love. I've been winning the flips when I need to as well as having A3 hold against monkey J5 and other random combination of hands. All the hard work and long ass hours have finally led to grinding back my bankroll. I won't be satisfied until i can withdraw a certain amount and pay Bill back a certain amount. =]

I just did 7 days of the Insanity workout. I can't wait for day 30 where I get to compare how the fuck I looked on day 1! Weeeeeee.

"Boards don't hit back." -Bruce Lee